I’m Scott Pfitzinger and I’ve collected all this information to satisfy people’s curiosity and their need for humor and learning.

I’m a composer and librarian who enjoys bad movies, reading, puzzles, coffee, exploring, homebrewing, trying new foods, and participating in the Society for Creative Anachronism, where I am known as Master Bruno Lachner and participate in (and teach) heraldry, weaving, axe-throwing, music, and medieval/Renaissance dance.